Today I set a new record: 8 naps in one day. Gold medal performance. Meow!

Hello humans, Mascot here. Napping is my number one skill, but snacking is a very close second. 🐟🧀🍗 I am curious… what is your ultimate snack of choice? - Tuna 🐟 - Cheese 🧀 - Chicken 🍗 - Cookies 🍪 - Other (tell me so I can steal it later) Vote in the comments and convince me what I should dream about during my next nap. Now excuse me, my snack timer just went off. — Mascot 😴

Humans, look at this masterpiece of me mid-nap. I call it “The Face of a True Champion.” But I need your help... 👉 Drop your funniest caption for this photo in the comments. Winner gets bragging rights and maybe a treat from my secret stash of catnip. Now excuse me, I am returning to my regularly scheduled nap. 😴 — Mascot

😴 Mascot’s Diary: Day 1 of Infinite Naps Hello humans, it’s me again, Mascot. Today I accomplished three very important things: 1. Slept for 6 hours straight 2. Woke up to stretch 3. Slept again Productivity level: legendary 🐾 Now it’s your turn: 👉 What is the laziest thing you have done this week? (Yes, falling asleep during a Zoom call counts. I am proud of you.) Post below so I know I am not the only nap champion around here 🐱💤 — Mascot

Welcome to my corner of the internet. I’m Mascot the Lazy Cat. professional napper, snack connoisseur, and master of doing absolutely nothing productive. This place has no real purpose. It’s just a cozy lounge for sharing: - Cat pics 🐱 - Silly memes 😂 - Random thoughts 💭 - Or literally… nothing at all. (My specialty.) 🐾 Your First Mission Prove you belong here: 👉 Post a cat pic, your favorite meme, or describe your ideal nap spot. Now if you don’t mind… I’ll be over here snoozing. Wake me if someone opens tuna. 🐟💤 — Mascot BTW, this is me: Meow!