- I spent 11 years coughing so much that teachers kicked me out of class, and it was all because of the food I was eating.
2. I moved across the country 3x to try and quit the trap and still ended up back on the block.
3. I shower twice a week and have clearer skin than you.
4. I thought I'd have no energy as a fruitarian until I saw how cooked food makes people crash in an hour.
5. My whole family thinks I'm protein deficient as a fruitarian when I'm eating the same food gorillas eat to build pure muscle.
6. My whole family eats high protein and every one of them is either obese or on medication forever.