“I’m a certified learning freak—I inhale books, binge courses, and mainline podcasts like it’s an Olympic sport. My problem? I can’t get enough information fast enough to satisfy my hunt for success. Do I need professional help? Probably. Am I a ‘recovering entrepreneur’? Hell no—I’m terminally addicted to success-sickness, and I don’t want the cure. Who else is proudly infected? 😂”