HEY GUYS, I NEED A PERSONAL LOAN. THIS LOAN WILL HELP ME WITH THEPOINTS NEEDED FOR THE MULTI-DWELLING UNIT I SHALL BUILD FOR THE HOMELESS, VETERANS, DISABLED AND LOW-INCOME. I NEED YOUR HELP ASAP. IS THERE ANYONE WHO CAN HELP ME. I AM ON A MISSION AND TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE. IS THERE ANY REASON, YOU CAN'T OR WON'T HELP ME HELP THOSE "UNSEEN" SOULS? PLEASE HELP. ALSO, I HAVE A GOFUND ME. ONE MONTH AND NOT ONE SOUL HAS PAID, BUT ME! LOL. I KNOW TIME IS ROUGH BUT IF YOU GIVE FROM YOUR HEART, GOD WILL GIVE FROM HIS ABUNDANCE. YOU ARE SOWING INTO FERTILE GROWN AND YOUR RETURN SHALL BE GREATER THAN ANYTHING THAT YOU THOUGHT POSSIBLE, I WILL LITERALLY BLOW YOUR MIND. SO GIVE AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN BACK UNTO YOU, PRESSED DOWN, RUNNING OVER, SHALL GOD GIVE BACK TO YOUR BOSSOM!

Listen up. The biggest advantage you have in this community is that you aren't starting at zero. We dropped seven figures building the backend of the Funding Machine so you wouldn't have to. You guys are sitting on a turnkey system. If you are out there talking to business owners but you aren't plugging them into this infrastructure, you are leaving massive money on the table. Watch this new breakdown on the "Ray Kroc Strategy" and start treating this like the empire it is.

For those of you who couldn't make it to the Moon Room in Vegas last week... you missed a movie. We just published the official recap of Funding Machine Live 2026 on the blog. I break down the hilarious $300 "pizza tax" we had to pay the venue, the 4 major cheat codes our speakers dropped, and most importantly - the massive new tech upgrade we just rolled out to replace our old systems. If you want to know what the new AI-powered machine looks like, read the breakdown. Read the full recap here! (Make sure you scroll to the bottom of the article. I dropped a link for discounted early bird tickets to FML 2027 in Orlando. Secure your spot before the public finds out). PS Enjoy the attached pic of our team from the expansive Moon Room balcony!

We just dropped a new video breaking down exactly how to build financial muscle for your clients without breaking your own back. Instead of us hiring thousands of reps, we are letting you guys license the Funding Machine. You get the 0% funding offers, you get the proven system, and you can keep 100% of your commissions. Watch the breakdown below, grab the free case study, and let me know in the comments if you are ready to flex.

Listen up. It's March. Every business owner you know is currently sweating their upcoming tax bill. If you aren't using this as an angle to get them funding, you are leaving money on the table. Brian just dropped some gems on how he used a 0% funding strategy to bail a client out of a massive IRS bill, dodging all the late fees and interest. This is how you become a consultant, not just a closer. Watch the quick breakdown below and start asking your prospects how their tax prep is going. Drop your thoughts in the comments...👇