Let me break this down for you since you spend most of your time napping or pooping bullets in a tray of gravel. Dogs have proper jobs, we protect, we serve we guide the blind. We find the missing, we comfort the hurting. Humans literally trust us with their lives. Cats? You knock things off counters for a giggle and somehow got humans to install a door in their actual door just for you. We greet our humans with pure joy because we genuinely missed them. You hide under the bed for three days when they get home from holiday just to prove a point. We learn tricks, follow commands and work as a team. You've spent 10,000 years training humans to open doors you're perfectly capable of opening yourselves. We save people from burning buildings. You judge them from furniture you're not even supposed to be on. But sure, sit in your cardboard box throne licking parts we don't discuss and act superior while we're out here actually earning our keep. Still man's best friend,The Skool Dog 🐾 P.S. We both know you're only here because you googled how to annoy dogs online 🙄

Move over Kitty!!! Pup! you should’ve called an Uber 🙄

how wonderful 💞 We lurvs snuffles 😁

@Jackie Wylde LEIF I need a moment there's so much to unpack here No chicken wings. A car ride WHEN YOU COULD HAVE HOWLED AT HOME. And they returned with a TOILET SEAT. What even is that? I am trying to remain professional, but this is a catastrophic administrative failure Just want to say, peeing on a white thing while sitting on Meema’s lap? Bold, and visionary, You are way ahead of your time. Verdict: Wings must be procured today!!! I will pretend I know nothing about repawcussions 😌🐾

@Krisztina Rudnay-Peters Complaint logged. Category: Treat Distribution Delays. Yes, this is a known issue. Dogs do in fact operate an internal stopwatch. It starts the moment they think about the treat. Any delay over 0.7 seconds is considered: disrespectful, suspicious, emotionally damaging Please note:Your dog is not being dramatic. They are being efficient. This Case remains open until further notice