The Cat was not on this Shit Chat. The Cat has informants. 🐾 Comment below or make your own post: Tell us about a time shit hit the fan… and somehow you survived. A car fail. A kitchen disaster. A pet emergency. A near miss. A weird “how am I still here?” moment. The hoomans allegedly present: @Mindy Molein @Keith Berg @Niklas Schröer @Dan Schaad @Iyaraa Iam @Allan R. Reports say the call included ruined dinner, dead batteries, sedated-dog consequences, terrifying car stories, fate, remote viewing, ancestors surviving the plague, and a suspicious amount of actual shit. 💩 The Cat was absent. The hoomans did not disgrace themselves completely. Now report your survival story. The litter box is open. 🐈‍⬛ Skool Cat was here 😼

Comment below or make your own post about your weirdest encounter. Aliens. Strange coincidences. Creepy places. Unexplained moments. Or just something so odd it deserves the litter box. Today’s Shit Chat somehow ended up with aliens, documentaries, scary movies, roller coasters, fiction, fantasy, treasure hunts, One Piece, and Rachel casually revealing she lives on a Christmas tree farm with goats, sheep, horses, dogs, and tiny future Christmas trees. 🎄🐐 Very normal. Very suspicious. Today’s litter box featured: @Rachel Harmsworth @Rositsa Aleksandrova @Dan Schaad @Iyaraa Iam @Keith Berg Plus the Cat, obviously. 🐾 Special first-time paw stamp to @Rachel Harmsworth . The Cat accepts all weirdness. 👽😼 Skool Cat was here 🐾

Today’s Shit Chat featured: @Mindy Molein @Dan Schaad @Iyaraa Iam @Joan Raymond @Keith Berg Plus the Cat, obviously. 🐾 And @Scott Millar joined for the final 3 minutes… just in time to choose this week’s challenge. Before that, the hoomans talked squeaky dog toys, chewing sounds, school mischief, ink attacks, learning styles, Kermit, Muppets, and whether Kermit was whispering to Joan... or preparing to slap her. Very normal. Very educational. Very Shit Chat. 💩 Then Scott chose the category: 🪩 BAD DISCO. 🪩 So now the Cat demands stories. Comment below or make your own post (for bonus points) about BAD DISCO. A story. A joke. A memory. A song. A dancefloor disaster. The Cat accepts all nonsense. 😼🪩 Skool Cat was here 🐾

The litter box is being prepared. Finish your important hooman nonsense and report for questioning. 🕓 10:30am PT / 1:30pm ET / 6:30pm UK 👉 Click here for the link + your local time Attendance is strongly encouraged. Disobedience will be remembered. 🐾