Drop your brain calories here:
Here's mine: This is a copy. I rewrote it for my prospective client. For some reason, they like reaaaalllly loooong emails and made some tweaks. Rate it: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-wb0bQdu9EZuOEURwKhRtp5lCkfhVRLAcOEGZkqaQ6w/edit?usp=sharing