The Global Physiology Hotline - Thursday
Public service announcement: I do 1:1 consultations for anyone, anywhere, like a physiology hotline that spans time zones, continents, and questionable WiFi connections. If your body is doing interpretive dance and your labs keep coming back ânormal,â HI, it's me. I do 1:1 consultations for humans and pets anywhere on Earth. Yes, even you in Australia. Yes, even you in the UK. Yes, even you hiding in a hammock in Costa Rica pretending your "fine." And because I know half of you have pets who are acting like dramatic children (âMother, I simply cannot digest this kibbleâ), yes, I also have functional gut microbiome test kits for your animals. Dogs, cats, horses, and the occasional chaosâgremlin who identifies as âmiscellaneous.â These kits look at the gutâimmune axis, gutâbrain patterns, inflammation, microbial balance, metabolic stress, digestion markers, and early dysfunction, basically everything your pet would tell us if they could talk instead of communicating through sideâeye and mysterious symptoms. If your animalâs skin, stool, mood, or behavior is giving âplot twist,â this test tells us why. International folks: I canât order your labs directly, your government said no fun allowed, but I can tell you exactly which labs you need. U.S. folks: the U.S. lets us have a little fun. I can order labs anywhere in the U.S. And if you already have labs done? Perfect. Bring them. Iâll help you understand what they actually mean, not the âyouâre fineâ version, the real physiology version. If you want clarity, Iâm your girl. If you want vibes, I have those too. If you want someone to tell you âyouâre fine,â when you're not, I'm not that person. Iâm here. Anywhere. Everywhere. Except maybe the North and South Pole. CLICK THOSE LINKS TO JOIN. HUMANS CLICK THIS ONE https://www.skool.com/simcha-healthcare-3222/about HUMANS WITH ANIMALS CLICK THIS ONE https://www.skool.com/simcha-hub-of-pet-physiology-5304/about