From a 1st date perspective the London eye if the weather is cloudy and your date is scared of heights. Though Stone Henge has the Meh factor

Probably Bobcat Goldthwaite or maybe Gilbert Gottfried

Always chocolate bar despite the gaslighted of the chocolate manufacturers I remember when you needed 2 hands to hold a wagon wheel. Also mars fun size back in the eighties were about the size of a proper mars bar now. Easter eggs are a rip off...I mean if the eggs were solid chocolate then it might be more appealing

Gullible ...youd be gullibke if you thjnk this is high art

Plaistow Patricia. But im more Billericay Dickie