Can you do me a favor? Can you tell me if this sounds sexy to you? Put in a fresh $100 bill into a vending machine... out come a couple new “super subscribers” to your email list... and, because this is a MAGICAL vending machine, you also get your $100 bill back? Then, with your freshly returned $100 bill, you repeat the process, and get another couple “super subscribers,” and get your $100 bill back, over and over... continuing to build your email list... continuing to make back the money you've put in... GUARANTEED? But wait, there's more: What if these are not just plain old subscribers to your email list… but, like I said, “super subscribers,” people who are on average 3.3x more likely to buy your offers as an ordinary subscriber would? If you like the sound of that, here’s what’s going on: I have partnered with Nick Bandy. Nick has been running a "lazy" cold traffic funnel for the past year and a half. This lazy funnel has been building up his email list with buyers. It has been building up his list with minimal ongoing work, while paying him back all the money he puts into ads. It even makes him a small profit every month. Not only that, but because the subscribers who come in via this funnel are already buyers, they are on average 3.3X MORE LIKELY TO BUY subsequent offers than “freebie” subscribers who never bought anything previously. Nick's quote about this cold traffic funnel: "Without running this simple, low-stress ad funnel, I would have no list. I’d have no business. In all likelihood, I’d be working a 9-to-5 right now." Nick and I are offering to create such a cold traffic funnel for you, which gets buyers onto your list every day, and which is guaranteed to convert at breakeven or better at a $69/day ad spend ($69, because it's Nick Bandy), so you get ALL THE MONEY BACK you put into ads, via just this funnel alone. What we would be giving you as part of this offer: ⭐⭐⭐ Ad copy, images, and setup ⭐⭐⭐ Nick has been running and managing cold traffic funnels for himself and clients FOR YEARS. He will create ads for you using his deep and penetrating insights into what the hungry crowds milling around on social media are responding to right now.

Earlier this week I paid to have a cold traffic built out for me. (That's on top of the cold traffic funnel I am working on myself.) I was reading a book recently about systems thinking. The author talked about "automating and delegating" I always figure that's not a topic for me. I don't have employees to delegate to. And I am wary of the promise of automation. I studied computer science in college, where the joke runs: “Why program by hand in five days what you can spend five years of your life automating?” But in that book I read, the author talked about how he has a personal trainer at the gym, and he considers this both automation and delegation: === My strength coach at the gym, Scott, guides me through my twenty-minute high-intensity training session. The automating part is simple: I just need to show up as scheduled. The delegating part is giving control to Scott. === In other words, outsourcing some work, or paying for DFY services or DWY guidance, is delegating, just as if you had full-time employees. And if you put it on a schedule to be done regularly, it can be automating as well. That was a new perspective for me. It influenced me in deciding this week to just pay to get a cold traffic funnel built out. I wanted to share this perspective shift with you, so I can remember it better, and so you can maybe benefit from it too.

No guarantee No Question, Money Back 30, 60, 90, whatever day guarantee Questions asked guarantee Will work with you guarantee I'll pay you if it doesn't work guarantee Others? Specifically, I am currently thinking of moving from "30 day no questions asked guarantee" to a "3 day as long as you have not accessed the material guarantee" The only reason I'm not doing a "No guarantee" is I don't want to end up with a chargeback. I'm curious how ya'll handle your guarantees and why?

Last week, I launched a paid Skool group. I only promoted it through my email list – and got 38 people to join out of a list of 130-something people. Now, the group only costs $10/month, but still ... I consider that a great result.

I'm about to wrap up the launch for my Lazy Ad Funnel, which shows you how to build your own low-stress, low-effort customer-getting engine on Facebook using lazy little ads you can make in a couple minutes (or just tell AI to make them). I figure most people here wouldn't mind having customers inserted into their email lists "at cost." Am I right? I ran my original "lazy" funnel for about a year and a half, barely changing the ads, which is pretty taboo and impossible if you ask "the gurus." It runs breakeven to slightly profitable, meaning Mark Zuckerberg has paid ME a few grand to give ME 1,246 customers. I like that math. You can start testing yours for $10 per day, and with my approach you'll know if your offer is working before you spend your first $100 (no need to make ten thousand ads or spend a billion dollars, we aren't McDonald's ok) I usually let mine run between $50 and $150 per day. You can go higher if you want, but you'll need to optimize the funnel more. I'm too lazy to do that. Happy with 40-70 customers per month, for free. (You'll pick up other subscribers besides the folks who bought from your ads too, which is cool. Some of them will buy too after joining your list and getting your emails.) It's fast, too. One of the guys who bought the Lazy Ad Funnel on Thursday told me he already got his ad funnel live on Saturday. If you're like me, and consuming 50 hours of video training makes you feel like you already did the thing...even though it's not actually done yet...my approach will get your funnel built faster. I'll give you all the winning ads I've had across my two funnels, the sales pages, upsells, abandoned cart emails, plus I swiped a dozen long-running low ticket funnels in different niches so you can see how other folks are running their funnels too. Right now, I'm also giving away the following bonuses (these all disappear at 11:59 PM Eastern, today. Sorry for the last minute notice. whoops) 1. $1,000 off. This will be $1,500 after the launch promo, but you can get it for just $500 now. 2. 30-Day Guarantee--if you complete the entire course and STILL can't figure out how to get your funnel up after 30 days, I'll jump on a call with you, figure out what your bottleneck is, and help you fix it. 3. Some people don't have a good low ticket offer to put on Facebook. Fine. I'll also give you Offer Alchemy (normally $97), which digs through the awesome stuff you already have, but currently overlook, and tells you what would work best in your funnel.