🤵 Have to wear a tuxedo and formally announce “I HAVE COME FOR THE LEFTOVERS” every time you open the fridge OR 🦭 Have a seal pop out of your bathtub and demand a standing ovation after every shower? The seal has rejected your polite little clap. 😭😂 Which household ceremony are you accepting? #WouldYouRather #RidiculousChoices #ThursdayLaughs

🐘 Have to parallel park an elephant outside every appointment OR 🎤 Have a wedding DJ announce your entrance and make EVERYONE clap whenever you enter a room? “MAKE SOME NOISE—SHE’S HERE FOR HER EYE EXAM!” 😭😂 Choose your arrival experience. #WouldYouRather #OutrageousChoices #WednesdayLaughs

🦃 Have a turkey lawyer represent you in EVERY family disagreement OR 🎺 Have a royal trumpeter announce exactly how long you’ve been in the bathroom whenever you emerge? The turkey has objected to your mother-in-law’s entire opening statement. 😭😂 Who gets the job? #WouldYouRather #SundayLaughs #OutrageousChoices

🧛 Have Dracula move in and label EVERY item in your fridge “DO NOT TOUCH — VLAD” OR 🧟 Have a zombie personal trainer chase you around the neighborhood shouting “WE’RE NOT DONE, LINDA!”? Your Halloween arrangement is legally binding until Christmas. 😭😂 Choose your nightmare. #WouldYouRather #HalloweenLaughs #RidiculousChoices

🎭 Have your last FIVE Google searches performed as a musical at the next family gathering OR 📺 Have a sports commentator narrate you trying on jeans through the store’s loudspeakers? “SHE’S GOING FOR THE SMALLER SIZE. A BOLD STRATEGY.” 😭😂 Which broadcast are you approving? #WouldYouRather #FridayLaughs #OutrageousChoices