So I found out the word of the day is torpor, which is perfect because the entire cosmos has been in torpor since the Big Bang got tired halfway through. You ever see a galaxy in torpor? Just spinning slowly, like, Yeah, I’ll get to forming stars eventually.” Nebulae lounging around like cosmic couch potatoes, planets napping through their own orbits. Even black holes are like, I could devour that star, but honestly? I’m wiped. And don’t get me started on comets. Comets are the universe’s interns — sprinting around doing laps while the rest of space is lying there in full torpor, whispering, “Calm down, overachiever.” Meanwhile, I try to get out of bed and gravity says, Buddy, I’m doing you a favor. That’s torpor. Cosmic torpor. The universe’s way of saying, Let’s all just, not.