Women have been planning, plotting, organizing, and executing from their "W" (for winners) bathroom for DECADES! Meanwhile not ONCE have I seen a man bring a dodgeball or other hardcore training equipment into the M room!!!

You know what I mean??? No? Just me??

of support for the homies! You walk into the bladder proving grounds and faced with decisions... Which urinal? - The one by the sink where everyone can snap pics of my willy for their OF? - The one in the middle to assert dominance? - Do I grab a stall so I can shake it as many times as I want... This moment is like so many others in life - we can't expect to know how to react to every 5D latrine layout... that's why we need SYSTEMS. When you're lost, return to your systems. For starters, the short urinal is ALWAYS last (It's for our under 5' homies). And second, it's never been a competition with your fellow man. It's you and your tight prostate VS you. Let's improve those lap times so we can get back to opening doors for women 🙌