This week I got brutal with some holiday let listings. (In the nicest possible way.)
So this week, I asked AI to pull up a batch of underperforming properties from across the country. No names, no shame. Just honest eyes on what's holding bookings back. And oh my goodness. The things I saw. A toilet seat up in the listing photos. Cushions that looked like they'd been lobbed onto the bed from across the room. A Star Wars(?) ceiling light above traditional damask upholstery (I have questions). A kitchen floor that hasn't been updated since the late 80s sitting underneath what are otherwise lovely Yorkshire views. This is the stuff that costs you bookings. Not lack of square footage, not location, not even price. It's the small decisions that stack up and quietly tell guests "this property isn't quite right" before they've even consciously registered why. So I've decided to make this a weekly thing. 👀 Every week I'll pick a handful of listings that aren't performing as well as they should be, and I'll walk through exactly what I'd fix and why. The goal isn't to embarrass anyone. It's to give you a set of fresh eyes on what guests are actually seeing, so you can apply it to your own place. This week we looked at properties in Northumberland, Derbyshire, Yorkshire, and Torquay. Some were national company listings with decent reviews but easily fixable design issues. Others had beautiful bones buried under a series of small, avoidable mistakes. Check out the replay below.. A few things that came up again and again: - White bedlinen. Every time. It's not boring, it's smart. It signals cleanliness and lets your styling do the work. - Rugs that are too small. A floating rug in the middle of a room does the opposite of what you want. Go big or go home. - Artwork that's the wrong scale for the wall. One small print on a big wall looks like an afterthought. - Photos taken at the wrong time of day. Harsh afternoon shadows will tank an otherwise beautiful space. Book your shoot for May or June, morning light, and if your management company offers a reshoot, use it.