The middle ear effusion in chronic otitis media ranges from thin serous fluid to thick, highly viscous, mucin-rich "glue." High-viscosity effusions are rich in inflammatory cytokines, lysozymes, and mucin glycoproteins (MUC5B and MUC5AC) secreted by metaplastic goblet cells, which severely dampens ossicular chain mobility and resists spontaneous Eustachian drainage. How do you manage thick mucoid glue ear that fails conservative observation?