Hey team, we're trying something new (and hopefully fun?): I'm going to make up the first sentence of a story and then tag someone. That person will then come up with the next sentence and post it in a comment, along with tagging someone for the next line. We'll keep this first story going until we feel like it’s done! (Edited from original end date of 9/16—we’re having far too much fun to stop now 🤠) Get those creative juices flowing! Be crazy, creative, and kind! Who knows, you may get your next idea here . . . Okay, here's the first line: On her 85th birthday, Gladys woke up speaking Italian. @Kai Alger, take it away!