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ASCEND OR DIE ♾️

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11 contributions to ASCEND OR DIE ♾️
Nose maxing
I’m ngl my nose is so fucking hideous but I’m too young to do plastic surgery, should I just break it myself and then say I fell down the stairs as an excuse to get it remodeled?
1 like • 9d
@Rafi Khaleel I’m alr lean as fuck rn, my dorsal hump is just like above the average starting height and goes slightly downwards due to blunt trauma causing it to malform. Getting is surgically fixed soon tho
0 likes • 7d
@Yunish Kharel I’ll look into it thank you
Most of you aren't "Ugly".
You’re just holding fluid in your face. Puffy cheeks. Blurry jawline. Tired-looking eyes. That’s not your bone structure — that’s poor lymphatic drainage. Your lymphatic system is responsible for moving excess fluid and waste out of your face. When it’s sluggish (which it is for most people), everything looks softer, heavier, and less defined. That’s why some days you randomly look way better than others. It’s not random. It’s fluid. Here’s the part nobody tells you:You can fix this fast if you actually know what you’re doing. Inside the community, I break down:• How to manually drain your face properly (takes 5–10 mins)• The exact habits that are causing facial puffiness• Daily protocols to keep your face sharp and defined• What actually works vs. TikTok garbage This is one of the highest ROI things you can do for your appearance. Sharp face > bloated face. Every time. Stop guessing. Start controlling it. If you’re serious about tightening your face, start here. Comment “drain” and I’ll know who’s actually ready to level up.
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Most of you aren't "Ugly".
1 like • 9d
Drain
Help
Last night the girl of my dreams came and slept over at my house and it was an incredible night. She said all this shit about how I’m perfect and never met anyone like me. She said she broke up with her boyfriend for me. But tell me why her apparently ex boyfriend was posting photos of them together at a location where she said she’s went alone to take photos. Am I really doomed to this cucked life even after ascension? Or do I need to go further.
1 like • 14d
@Horatio Thaddeus you got it, I will no longer be the king of cucks
Maxillary maximizing
I have pretty decent forward growth growth but I feel like my maxilla is still drooping a little bit how do I fix this it makes my nose look even more fucked up. I keep a daily thumpulling schedule, do u think this will have good effect?
0 likes • Mar 2
@Certified Iqlet got it I appreciate it
0 likes • 20d
@Ismael Kaufman not a lot cause it takes a while to see results, I believe through more time I will reach more results, I’ve started implementing things like biting 10 pound ankle weights and laying over my bed for 3 hours at night to stimulate forward growth. I will post updates in about or month or 2
Update
Went to ortho to see if I qualify for MARPE and apparently I have a wider than average upper palate and he said I’m not recessed my nose is just fucked so he is hooking me up with a plastic surgeon 👍. Sorry jarion I know you promote the primal and natural methods but I gotta go surgical for this one
0 likes • 29d
Unfortunately my ramus is still kinda cooked tho so imma do lymph draining and bone smash till it grows
1 like • 20d
@Horatio Thaddeus I can see this having potential affects, however my issue lies in my huge dorsal hump not just my septum. Interesting to learn though
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Curran Campbell
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@curran-campbell-3876

Active 3d ago
Joined Feb 8, 2026
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