Script: Panel 1: picture of me drunk at a party 12 years ago Caption: People told me life would be boring when I got clean. Here's what it actually looks like.. Panel 2: Picture of me flexing with my overweight buddy in the gym Caption: It look like being the one in your friend group who motivates others to start healthy habits like gong to the gym. Panel 3: Picture of my daughter who passed away, with a smaller overlay pic of her in hospital hooked up to ventilator as an infant Caption: It looks like suffering tragic losses without an off switch for your emotions 💔 Panel 4: Picture of me spraying whipped cream onto a muffin on a cutting board with some caramel sauce Caption: It looks having fun doing shit like making an instagram video without having a constant leech of joy and money on my back.