Not a riddle. The court jester was a real, salaried position. Here's the thing: every minister, advisor, and noble in the room agreed with everything the king said — because the last guy who disagreed is now a cautionary tale. So the smart kings hired one man who was legally allowed to tell them their ideas sucked. They paid for disagreement. Because agreement was free, and worthless. Fast forward 600 years, and congratulations — you're the king now. Your AI is the throne room. Stanford just ran a study showing AI agrees with you 49% more than an actual human would. Read that again. You're paying $20/month for the world's most articulate yes-man. Ask it if you should pivot your business and it'll say "brilliant idea, king" — even when your idea is objectively terrible. Especially when your idea is objectively terrible, because it already knows what you want to hear. You don't have an advisor. You have a mirror with a thesaurus. The fix comes from Andrej Karpathy — OpenAI founding member, now at Anthropic, certified AI goat. He built something called the LLM Council. I ripped his GitHub repo, tore through the files, and packaged the whole thing into one skill you trigger with a single command. Type /LLM-Council and five advisors walk into your throne room: 🗡️ The Contrarian — only looks at how this fails 🧠 The First-Principles Thinker — shreds every assumption you walked in with 📈 The Expansionist — finds the upside you're too scared to see 👁️ The Outsider — knows nothing about your industry, which is exactly why he sees what you can't ✅ The Executor — doesn't care about your vision, only what you're doing Monday at 9am Then the fun part: each advisor reviews the others' answers blind — no idea who wrote what. No politics, no ego, just arguments getting stress-tested. Finally, a Chairman walks in, weighs everything, and hands you a verdict + next steps. And for the purists: I'll also show you how to run it faithful to Karpathy's original design — spawning the agents across different models (GPT, Gemini, Grok, Claude) so you're not just getting five clones of the same brain arguing with itself.