ATTENTION ALL DRUG STORES! Please stop putting the back pain patches and medication on the BOTTOM shelf!

The Training Ground: "This is it, people. This is what we've been training for!" TACO TUESDAY IS ON CINCO DE MAYO! The stars are aligned perfectly! Let’s DO THIS!

DRIVING TIP: Whenever you need to get into the other lane ALWAYS cut off a Tesla. While the driver may not want to let you in, his AUTO-brake system doesn’t know that!

Last night Karen and I were sitting on the patio enjoying a couple of drinks. I said, “I love you.” Karen asked, “Is that YOU talking or the whiskey?” … I said, “Its ME talking TO the whiskey.”

How old am I? Well…I can remember when Walmart AND the Strait of Hormuz were both open 24 hours a day!