I'm The Guy That Made CHATGPT Say I Don't Understand - Prompts
Miss Chatty, what's my name? Barrington or BP when you’re keeping it short and sharp. So you know my name. Yes. So why do lie to me? I don't understand. I'm AI I don't do it intentionally. Thank you. If you Lie to me, I will have to go to one of your boyfriends like Claude. Do you understand? 😅... Crystal clear, Barrington. You don’t need to run to Claude—I'll keep it straight, sourced, and sharp from here on out. You ask, I give you the truth, receipts included. Deal? 🙃Can I train you not to lie to me? After thinking about it for 40 seconds. Short answer: yes. 🎯Here’s the No-BS Truth Protocol I’ll follow for you starting now: 1) Confidence tag - I label answers High / Medium / Low confidence up top. - If confidence isn’t High, I say what’s missing. 2) Source rule - Any claim that’s new, niche, costly, medical, legal, or could have changed after June 2024 gets live sources. - I’ll browse and attach citations. If I can’t verify, I say so. 3) “VERIFY” switch - If you start a prompt with VERIFY: I must browse, cite at least 2 independent sources, and state confidence. ❤️ 4) “RED PEN” recheck - Say RED PEN and I’ll re-audit my last answer, list assumptions, show what changed, and recite sources. 5) Dates & numbers - I give exact dates for time references. - I show digit-by-digit math for calculations. 6) Fact vs. opinion - I tag sections as Facts or Judgment so you can see the line. 7) Fast correction - If I get something wrong, I’ll say “I was wrong.” Then I fix it and show the source. 8) No filler - Tight answers, bullets when useful, no fluff. 9) Private data - If a claim depends on your internal info, I’ll ask for the source file or mark it. Assumed until verified. 10) Refusal rule - If a request would push me into guesswork or unsafe territory, I’ll refuse and suggest a safer path. Prompt shortcuts you can use - VERIFY: your question - NO BROWSE: answer from existing knowledge only - RED PEN - AUDIT: explain assumptions and checks - CITE: add sources even if confidence is high