I haven’t gone swimming in months. Not because I’m busy. Not because I forgot. But because… I didn’t shave my bush. Yup. That’s it. My overgrown lady jungle is out here blocking my joy. And I let it. There’s a pool five minutes from my house. Swimming is literal therapy for my 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺, 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭. Water gets me in flow — literally and figuratively. And still… I’ve been sitting here like: “Hmm… can’t go yet. I’m not ready.” Translation? I’m not perfectly groomed. Not totally prepped. Not fully “presentable.” Sounds ridiculous when I say it out loud. But I know I’m not the only one. We all do this — just with different excuses: 🖥️ “I’ll launch when the site’s done.” 🧍‍♀️ “I’ll go live when I lose 10 pounds.” 📦 “I’ll pitch once the offer’s perfect.” 🧠 “I’ll show up when I’ve healed that last trauma.” Let me say it louder: Your bush is not the problem. Your thighs are not the problem. Your half-finished backend is not the problem. ✨ Your nervous system is just scared of being seen. You’ve been trained to believe: ⚠️ It’s not safe to be visible unless you’re polished, edited, and 10 steps ahead. But the truth? 🌊 The water doesn’t care if you shaved. 🪄 Your dream clients don’t care if your branding is 100% cohesive. 🔮 Your purpose doesn’t care if you’ve “healed enough.” It just wants you to get in the damn pool. So here’s your nudge — and mine: 🩱 Put on the suit. 🚶‍♀️ Walk to the pool. 💥 Do the scary thing before you feel “ready.” Because if you wait until everything’s smooth, shiny, and perfect… You’ll miss the whole damn point of being alive.

🦄 Favorite color? Teal 🌈 Favorite Pokemon? Gigglypuff? 🐛 Ur current skool challenge? Waiting soooo impatiently for tiered membership option because I want to move my paid membership over to my free group (that is currently a challenge). But any advice from people moving platforms is HIGHLY welcomed... I will pay for the pro when I make the move.

I have a very, very important question that’s been living rent-free in my brain. And since you're my favorite new corner of the internet bc you're all funny as hell, I know you’ll either have an answer or the gif responses (and/or random numbers??) will make me feel better... BUT TRULY, can someone please tell me what kind of unhinged chaos gremlin 🦝 woke up one day and said, “You know what would be really amazing? Let’s start all the Skool calendars on a Monday instead of Sunday.” Blink twice if there’s a hidden setting… or do you all just live like this?? 😂

It should now be WAYYY more fun to report sluts for being dinguses in our space wdyt? thx @Samanda Rasmussen for reminding me to edit this damn thing.

First post in this group ✨ my favorite color is green, the only Pokémon I’m familiar with is pikachu :) and my greatest challenge right now is time management as I currently have many irons in the fire with continued education that’s leading to the building an online holistic nurse coaching business combined with content creation and my regular work life balance. Happy to be here!