I run an average of 9-13% acceptance rates, but I have given up on it since so many publishers in my spreadsheets are gone or dead wood.

But not forgotten! How did everyone do!?! The tally for me was 108 poems written and 6 accepted for publication! Drop your tallies in the comments!!

The Pink Snail online journal is now live! https://thepinksnail222.blogspot.com/?m=1

Ask the Three Little Pigs who really blew their houses down. They will never tell you it wasn’t the wolf but his bitch-ass lamb of a wife. She had caught him scratchin’ in the neighbor’s hen house— of all the low-rent harems, she hated that one the most. The rooster was known to be gay, So his chicks raged out of control every weekend. The flea-infested weasel ran to his boys’ houses for understanding. Of course those fucking ham-hacks gave him a place to hide and smack talk. They never expected her to show up with a homemade flame thrower. You should have seen the look on their sizzling faces! She cackled along with their crackle. What!?! Every lady loves a good barbecue.

Getting this one in just under the wire!