Whats up!! I’m a crazy skilled artist I’m extremely passionate about randomness - jokes with too much sense make Too much sense !? Tits

The litter box is calling. The hoomans have been warned. 🐾😼 Shit Chat is happening today, May 12th... your cue to wander in for stories, silliness, updates, and a little friendly chaos. 💥🐈⬛ 🕒 11AM PT / 2PM ET / 7PM UK 🔗 https://skool.com/live/fHb5kkBRz3Q 👉 Check the calendar for your local time Show up, make noise, or lurk from the shadows. Skool Cat was here 😼

At a funeral once, right when the organ paused for a full note, I let out what can only be described as chemical warfare. 💨 Not only did everyone hear it… they smelled it. My family still won’t let me live it down. 🤦‍♂️😂 Now it’s your turn: 👉 What’s the funniest fart moment you’ve ever had?

the Cat has completed today’s imperial inspection 👀🐾 the verdict? it is officially Caturday. 😼👑 you are now encouraged to nap dramatically, seek snacks, and ignore at least one unnecessary responsibility today ⚡️ drop a simple: “it’s Caturday” 😼 or report your current Caturday activity below 👇🐾

Hoomans, today’s royal question is simple: Cats, dogs... or both? 🐾 Drop your allegiance below: 😼 Cats 🐶 Dogs 🐾 Both 🚨 Other beast entirely Defend your choice if you dare! The Skool Cat, Emperor of Culture 👑