Now I met Mr. Johnny when Mr. Right walked out of my life I met him one night while in the store Caught my eye as soon as I walked thru the door Chocolate brown and tall as eva I checked him out to see if he was on my level All signs said we was good to go We crept to keep it on the low Now I had never done this before in my life But the way things were going; it was on 2 nite We jetted back to my house And that’s where I got turned out I was all ova that bed like you wouldn’t believe Mr. Johnny fulfilled my need After that nite, Mr. Johnny decided to stay For safe keeping; I tuck Mr. Johnny away In the back of my closet or in my draw Not one flaw No kids, std’s, no drama Believe it or not; no baby mama Very quiet and very soft spoken The only noise u hear is when I’m moaning I can turn him off and on Let me tell u he can keeps going and going Especially when he’s jam-packed of Energizer Full of battery juice; reenergizes me The 1st time I used him I hurt my teeth U know I had to make sure he was right for me I’m so full of battery acid Who would have thought I would fall in love with something that’s made of plastic Stomach muscles tightening Now I think about having little Coppertop children It’s become apparent that I’m not in love with a human But I got an idea of creating the ideal man To enhance Mr. Johnny Here’s my plan To build around it as if it was a quarterback I want the perfect team So only the best assets; U better believe Mr. Johnny, Mr. Johnny, he put it on me or maybe I should say I put it on myself I do it so good I don’t need nobody’s help Johnny don’t cum lately Unless he’s in need of batteries Then I’m up shit’s creek without a paddle Mr. Johnny whom I’ve chosen to settle (with) Couldn’t find the man I was looking for Ain’t it ironic that I found this man on a shelf in an adult store!!!!!!!!!!! Mr. Johnny, Mr. Johnny