Be honest. Be unhinged. Be poetic if you must. I wanna hear it from majestic mentor to full-blown fun gremlin. Drop your description below 👇 cat. (PS: I may or may not judge you based on your answer.)

Today's a 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘰𝘯𝘦. No fluff. No surface-level sniff-sniff strategies. We're going straight into soul-hack territory. 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆... 𝗮 𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 @𝗗𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗮𝗱: Master of Karma. Builder of Worlds. Collector of Cosmic Brownie Points. 🍫✨ 𝗨𝘀𝗲 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮 𝘁𝗼 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗔𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 He's revealing a 4-step karma method straight from a Buddhist monk. (Yes, really. No, you can't pet the monk.) It built his business. It shaped his marriage. It fixed his body. It's so simple it'll make your overthinking cry. And in Dan's own words: "But this isn't just about business. This method works for anything you desire: want to cure a disease, lose weight, fix your marriage, or double your income? Use this method. Struggling with your partner, your health, your habits, your finances? Use this method. It's the simplest, most overlooked way to get real results, without grinding, forcing, or struggle." Yeah. I purred a little too. And between you and me... 𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 1:1 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘚𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘏𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘴. But you didn't hear that from me. 🐾 🔥 Right meow: hoomans. is just $19/month. (That price won't stay chill forever. Natural selection is a harsh mistress.) 👥 Weekly masterclasses. 🧠 Access to elite minds. 🎁 Community perks. 😼 The Cat's secret stash of chaos tactics. If you're not inside, fix that. Like... now. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱'𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘄𝘀, 𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗮𝗻. See you on the inside. Stay pawsome 🐾 cat.

It’s Friday Night – and that means it’s time to DANCE!Tonight’s call is not just any call… it’s a full-on Memeland Dance-Off 🪩🎶 Here’s the deal:👉 Show us your favorite dance move👉 Bring your hype song👉 And get ready to party like never before 🎉 Why? Because we’re creating something epic –🎬 A unique Memeland Music Video for our About Page – and you’re the star. 🧠 What you need to do: 1. Cause chaos (as always) 2. Dance like nobody’s watching (but we all are) 3. Record a short 3–5 second selfie video in landscape (wide) mode with your smartphone 📱 🎥 Include yourself + your screen – we want both! 4. Make sure: - Your upper body is fully visible - You leave about 1/5 of the screen empty above your head - You're well lit (channel your inner spotlight moment ✨) Bonus: Practice the WAVE 🌊Arms out left and right, and let it roll through the screen – because transitions & effects are coming in HOT! 🔥 This will be Skool history in the making –A never-before-seen community music video, straight from the heart of Memeland. So bring the madness, bring the funk, and bring the energy. We’re doing something the Skool world has never seen before. 📅 It’s happening TONIGHT – check the Calendar & BE THERE! Be wild. Be weird. Be in the video.Let’s light up the dancefloor, Memeland style! 💥🪩 Are you in? Whats your favorite dance song???

Hello hoomans. Time to stretch your weird shaped bodies (compared to mine). What’s your go-to dance move when the beat hits just right? 😼 No pressure to perform (yet 😼)... just tell us. 👇 Drop yours in the comments.

Yes, you read that right, noble citizens of Memeland. Your beautiful faces and questionable dance moves are about to be immortalized in our legendary About Page video. 😼👑 We’re grabbing snippets from our upcoming call, where we’ll be: ✅ Vibin’ ✅ Laughin’ ✅ Dancin’ (Yes, really. No shame. Full chaos.) 🎉 Wanna be part of it? Mark your calendar now, show up to the call, bring your weird, and don’t hold back. Whether you're: 💃 Throwin’ elbows like it’s meme prom 🎤 Lip syncing like the a mad hooman 😹 Or awkwardly nodding like a background NPC You’re in. You’re glorious. You’re Memeland material. Drop a 🐾 if you’re joining the madness. This is not a drill. This... is a vibe. cat.