The litter box was full of hoomans, chaos, and suspicious storytelling. 🐾😼 Thank you to everyone who wandered in: @Dan Schaad @James McDonald @Joan Raymond @Keith Berg @Kunmi Oduola @Mindy Molein @Niklas Schröer We covered nonsense, updates, questionable confessions, and yes... fart stories. 💨 And somehow, one thread kept floating back to the surface... @Joan Raymond Author. Writer. Unstucker of stuck writers. Keeper of suspiciously many fart-related literary moments. ✍️💨 The Cat believes these stories cannot remain hidden in the shadows. Therefore, Joan has now been officially challenged to turn some of them into posts for her writers’ community. Because if a writer can make hoomans laugh about farts, they can probably help them get unstuck about anything. The Cat has spoken. 😼 ᓚᘏᗢ

For those that yet haven’t celebrated new years by now and those that already have .. I wish you just nothing but the very best my wonderful paws can and have created by now ❤️! PS: cheerio mrs. sophie 😹

your holy emperor & executive chief of culture is here with a very important holiday transmission! First things first: I wish all of you the cosiest, happiest, most heart-melting days with your loved hoomans. Eat well, laugh loud, nap hard, it’s the purrfect season for it. 🎁💛 But now… gather around the fireplace, because we have a cat-cember winner to celebrate. This year’s Christmas winner is… 🎉🐱 @Jess Scola!! 🎉 Shower her with love, praise, and confetti! She earned it through kindness, consistency, and pure hooman luck. I’m proud of every single one of you who shared your good deeds this month. You made this community warmer, funnier and brighter. Exactly what cat-cember was all about. And just so you know… next year will be a fricking BLAST. A new era of chaos, culture, and connection is coming. Watch out for you hoomans yor’re only getting started. 😼🔥 Merry Christmas, hoomans! 🎄🐾 Stay good. Stay weird. Stay pawsome. cat.

Dear @The Skool Cat thank you so much for your thoughtful amazing present!!!!!! I love presents!!!!!!! I never got any as a kid and now I got a thing for gifts 💕 And also for cats 💕😻🐈 I love you so so so so so so VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!