Hej you all 🤗 I wish you a truly wonderful, blessed Christmas and a smooth, gentle transition into the New Year. 🎄✨🚀 Here’s to a year filled with positive growth, love, health, and the fulfillment of your dreams and wishes. 🤗 And in the year ahead, stay deeply and unapologetically Unshakably You. 💛 Yours, Björn

Yesterday, after a question in the tribe, I was brought to tears for hours realizing that I have been saying “no” to myself for years, helping others (anyone really) just because I can. My early childhood programming was that if I don’t help, I am a bad person. That’s not true. Sometimes people don’t have your best interest in mind and sometimes they don’t care for you. Sometimes you have fake friends and you don’t realize it… especially if you are programmed to just help help help all the time! So, up until yesterday I used to tell my younger self “shut up Ro and just don’t”…. Not listening to what Ro wants. Realizing how many times I have done that, made me feel sick in my stomach. Example: I have this one “friend” that only takes takes takes and demands demands demands… She is first to hit me up when I play a bigger show - gets VIP treatment, backstage passes and free drinks… and shows up late for my set and sometimes misses it! Borrows money with promises that she will pay back - never happens. Promises - never mind… always!!! I believe I outgrew this friendship and all of them fake ones!! No more! Last night I acquired my own filter!!! I am pushing my own boundaries by setting boundaries. How often do you bend over backwards for others that do not deserve it?

Alright, my noble minions... it's time to awaken your inner storyteller, chaos wizard, or unhinged improv gremlin. We’re starting a Never-Ending Story using my pinned comment + reply chain. One reply at a time. One twist at a time. One glorious, unfiltered plot disaster at a time. ✨ Anything can happen. ✨ Everyone can contribute. ✨ The only rule: Use 3 Words ONLY I’ll drop the first line in the pinned comment. Reply to the comment chain to keep the story going. No top-level comments - thread replies only! Let the absurdity begin (again). 👀 See you down below... cat. ps: last comment wins a access to hoomans. FOR EVER 🫂

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