This is the story about a handicapped kid called Little Spasling and he was born without any legs and arms, he lived with his mother in an apartment on the 17th floor, so when Little Spasling had to go out and play in the sandbox outside, he would jump on his tongue to the elevator take the elevator down and jump outside on his nose out to the sandbox and play all day until supper when his mother would call him and throw a rope out to him from the window, so he could jump over to the rope on his nose and bite on to it, and his mother would then pull him up so they could eat. One day Little Spasling wanted to play in the sandbox outside, so he jumped on his tongue to the elevator took the elevator down and jumped on his nose out to the sandbox and played all day until his mother called him and threwed the rope out to him, he jumped on his nose to the rope and bitede on to it, but today the weather was especially nice to be outside, so alot of the old folks who where also living in the apartment block where out on their balconies, so when Little Spasling came past the 5th floor he met sweet old Madam Belladonna, she said hallo Little Spasling are you going home to eat? Little Spasling replied mmhmmm, and his mother would keep pulling him up, just before he reached home he met their neighbor on the 16th floor, grumpy old mr Norman, he said when he saw him, hallo Little Spasling are you going home to eat? Little Spasling replied mmhmmm, and Norman asked, and what are you going to have for supper Little Spasling? Pizzaaaaaaaaaaaa Little Spasling replied....... LMAO thats kinda funny, see things could be worse you could have been born without arms and legs and have a shitty neighbor at the same time.

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