I’m out here pitching like my life depends on it—because it does, I’ve got bills and a dream! My inbox is a ghost town, my phone’s quieter than a mime convention, but I’m still swinging. Keep pushing, people—success is just one ‘yes’ away, even if I have to bribe a congressman with my dog’s slobbery tennis ball to get it. Stay relentless, the grind’s a marathon, not a sprint!"