"Ladies and gentlemen… brace yourselves for the unfiltered, unapologetic force of nature... The PTSD-fused phenom, the neurodivergent ninja of nuance… the one-man empathy revolution!
Fixer of the f@#ked, empowerer of the broken, champion of the voiceless, and living proof that the comeback hits harder than the fall!
He’s the storm and the calm after it — the anti-bullying ambassador, the creative catalyst, the spectre of the spectrum himself...
Miiiiiister... D... B... MORGAAAAN!"