The "If The Knicks Win The Finals" automation triggers the instant the championship buzzer sounds, scrapes your contacts for every Celtics, Sixers, and Pacers fan you know, ranks them by how much they've talked over the last 53 years, and auto-fires personalized "I told you so" texts - complete with receipts pulled from the group chat.
It then argues with anyone who blames the refs, spams "BING BONG" at everyone who blocks you, clears your work calendar for two weeks with a fake jury duty excuse, and books your spot at the parade. Fully hands-off disrespect at 10,000 messages per hour.
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