I decided to record this in Audacity just for practice. It's not very long and a fun little section in between a couple of chapters by the author. The context is that the original (fictional) author of the book was named S. Morgenstern, who recorded the story as a historical event. The man who wrote the "abridged version" is William Goldman, who sometimes puts in his own input in the middle of the story, usually with details about his journey through abridging the book. This is one of them, and my personal favorite at this time.
If anyone has time to listen to it but it doesn't let you open, let me know so I can convert it to a different file.
(Fun fact: William Goldman also screen wrote the film version of "The Princess Bride", which explains why it's so original to the book)