Ever heard someone say “People who swear are lazy with language”? Yeah… that’s total bullshit.
Here’s what the studies actually show:
- Vocabulary & FluencyTimothy Jay & Kristin Janschewitz’s research found that people who can rattle off swears quickly also score higher in overall verbal fluency. In other words: good at swearing, good at words.
- Creativity & Emotional ExpressionMultiple linguistic studies show that swearing is linked to emotional intelligence and creative flexibility — making up fresh insults is a literal brain workout.
- Honesty & IntegrityA 2017 study by Feldman, Lian, Kosinski, & Stillwell found profanity in social media posts correlated with honesty — swearing folks are more likely to “tell it like it is.”
- Pain ReliefRichard Stephens’ famous “cold water bucket” experiments proved people endure pain longer when swearing compared to using neutral words. Shit actually makes you stronger.
TL;DR for The Swear Salon:
Swearing = bigger vocab, sharper wit, more honesty, and even physical toughness.
👉 What do you think? Does swearing make you sound smarter, funnier, or just more real?