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🔥🔥 ***OPEN POSITION ANNOUNCEMENT*** 🔥🔥
***OPEN POSITION ANNOUNCEMENT***
After years of dedicated service, many of you are invited to formally resign from your current role as:
Director of Controlling the Entire Future
This position has required:
🧠 Constant overthinking
🧠 Predicting worst-case scenarios
🧠 Managing outcomes outside your control
🧠 Carrying responsibility for everyone else's choices
🧠 Excessive people-saving
🧠 Chronic self-doubt
🧠 Emotional labor without compensation
🧠 Attempting to earn safety through perfection
While your commitment has been appreciated, this role has resulted in widespread burnout, anxiety, exhaustion, resentment, and a concerning inability to enjoy your own life.
Effective immediately, a new position is now available.
Position Title:
Keeper of Possibility
Mission:
To participate with life rather than control it.
Primary Responsibilities:
✅ Following what feels alive
✅ Taking aligned shots
✅ Asking meaningful questions
✅ Staying curious
✅ Building what wants to be built
✅ Noticing opportunities
✅ Trusting your own heart
✅ Remaining available to wonder
✅ Allowing life to surprise you
Qualifications:
Tired of carrying the weight of the entire universe
Strong intuition
Big heart
Active imagination
Willingness to be wrong
Willingness to be seen
Ability to laugh at yourself
**No prior experience required **
Compensation Package:
💗 Increased wonder
💗 Reduced overthinking
💗 More interesting plot twists
💗 Unexpected opportunities
💗 Deeper conversations
💗 Greater aliveness
💗 Improved access to joy
💗 Front-row seats to your own becoming
Benefits:
Fear is allowed to attend meetings but may no longer run them
Curiosity may override certainty when necessary
Permission to stop proving your worth
Permission to enjoy your life while creating it
Permission to not know the whole plan
Retirement Plan:
Over time, employees report a significant decrease in the need to control outcomes and a substantial increase in trust, freedom, creativity, and self-respect.
Important Notice:
The Keeper of Possibility is not responsible for making miracles happen.
The Keeper of Possibility is responsible for remaining available when they do.
If interested, please submit your resignation from your previous position immediately.
The universe has been trying to fill this role for quite some time.
Serious inquiries ONLY. 👇 👇 👇
Action takes will be rewarded with new results.
Enter “FREEDOM” & take advantage of your VIP savings as a founding member of our community!
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