The Promotion Hub Rock!
(Sung to the tune of "Jailhouse Rock" โ Elvis Presley)
The founder built a platform on the world wide web,
The posting band was there and they began to spread!
The brands were jumping and the Hub began to swing โ
You should've heard them knocked out promoters sing!
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block โ
Spider Murphy posted up his saxophone skills,
Little Joe was promoting his trombone thrills!
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash boom bang โ
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block โ
Number forty-seven said to number three โ
"You've got the coolest brand that I ever did seen!"
"I sure would be delighted if you'd post with me โ
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block โ
Sad Sack was sitting with no brand to show,
Way over in the corner with nowhere to go!
The founder said "Hey buddy โ don't you be no square,
Just post what you got โ your talent's right there!"
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block โ
Shifty Henry said to Bugs "For heaven's sake โ
Nobody's watching โ now's our chance to make our break!"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said "Nix nix โ
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block โ