Let’s share some hilarious tour stories!
I’ll go first. It was a hot Summer. We had two bands cramped in one conversion van. My buddy Jane Aubrey, who is still in Drive-By Bukkake, and I found White Castle joint and stupidly enough decided to split a box of 30 mini sliders. It was getting close to show time so we figured it would be ok to leave the sliders in the nice warm van. Later that night, we went to town on them left over. Funny enough, I recalled someone mentioning something along the line of, “um you shouldn’t eat that…gross dudes!” Lol. So we settled in for the night and It was my turn to sleep on the floor. All of a sudden, I gots the farts brewing. Worse part is they were silent-but-deadly ones! So I let loose! Every five minutes, I hear someone, “bro wtf! Come on! Whoever it is, STOP!” Lol. Ah them good ole days.