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Took a Spoonful of Apple Cider Vinegar. Still Waiting for Enlightenment
They say if you take one spoon of apple cider vinegar every morning,your gut heals, your mind clears, your skin glows, your ancestors forgive you, and your life finally gets “on track.”
So I did it.
I didn’t feel lighter.
I didn’t feel focused.
I didn’t feel aligned with my higher self.
I did feel like I’d just licked a regret
According to the gurus, this means one of three things:
I didn’t believe hard enough
I didn’t buy the organic, unfiltered, moon-blessed version
I need the advanced vinegar protocol ($297, spoon not included)
Apparently, if something tastes awful, burns on the way down,
and makes your face fold in on itself,
that’s how you know it’s working
Or…
it’s just vinegar.
But don’t worry, tomorrow I’ll try lemon water,
then celery juice,
then gratitude
One of them has to save me.
Doug
Your useless Coach
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Took a Spoonful of Apple Cider Vinegar. Still Waiting for Enlightenment
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