Hi. My name is Xera and I like board games, peeing on things and long walks on the anywhere’s. I’m also only 6 months old and made it hard for dad to focus on his studying. Regardless, he managed to study and pass his test while I went form 8 lbs to 60 lbs during my shark phase and I’m happy to announce that he trained me well enough to be chill while he works from home, much to my chagrin.
Now I’m ready for him to level up so that he can buy me the coolest toys and tastiest of foods and continue to pay for my vet insurance…apparently you don’t sell that so no commission for him there. It’s fine, he loves me anyway and is a good trainer so I can be patient while he talks to himself through that weird white thing he puts in his ear.