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Hello…

My name is Jessica, or Jess, but definitely not a Jessie. Seriously, I will block or delete the people that think it’s funny to cross my name boundary. Nope.

I love life, I have travelled the world on super yachts as a private chef to the rich and spoiled, and now I’m making a go on the online space because working on a yacht is not ideal, you have to live with your co-workers…just no. There’s a reason they made a scripted reality TV show about it 🤦🏼‍♀️

I like plants, especially the ones 🍄 that make me blast off to the moon 🌓 and delve into the inner workings of my skin suit! This matrix illusion can be fun but mostly it’s kind of boring.

I’m here because I don’t like FB and Instagram is quickly losing its appeal due to every 3rd post is now an advertisement selling the exact same thing as the last one.

Example: …”are you a coach and need to know how to coach better because that’s how you become a successful coach because you’re already doing it wrong? Buy my super duper amazing new program/coaching/digital product that can help you coach better because I tried it and I effing suck at it so I’m going to make you think that you’re not a great coach so you need to buy my product to teach you how to coach better.”

No thank you.

That is all!

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