I AM DEFINITELY A WITCH 😭🔮
Okay, this is starting to get REALLY creepy because why the fuck does this keep happening to me??? 😭😭 I bought a MOM album and before I opened it, I literally just said: “Please be a NichoJoo unit PC.” THAT’S IT, nothing less nothing more, just randomly say this. I didn’t even seriously manifest it. I wasn’t sitting there with my eyes closed, visualizing it, doing some kind of ritual or whatever. 😭 I didn’t light seventeen candles and sacrifice a goat. I just casually said it because obviously I wanted NichoJoo. Then I opened the album… AND FUCKING DROPPED NICHOJOO PC. 😭😭😭 LIKE????? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? Am I living in some kind of fucking Matrix or what??? 😭 I SAW THE CARD AND MY BRAIN JUST STOPPED WORKING. I literally went: “NO FUCKING WAY.” “IS THAT—” “NICHOJOO?????”😭😭😭😭😭 THE EXACT UNIT/SHIP PC I ASKED FOR??? Because HOW??? Out of all the possible PCs I could have gotten, I somehow got the exact unit I literally asked for approximately five seconds earlier??? I swear my jaw DROPPED. I was looking at the card, then looking away, then looking back at it like maybe if I blinked it would turn into a different PC. IT DIDN’T. THEY WERE STILL THERE. 😭😭😭 At this point I genuinely need someone to explain what is happening to me. 😭 Because this is NOT the first time I’ve manifested something and then actually got it. It’s happening way too often for me to keep pretending it’s just luck. Like, apparently I can just casually say something and the universe immediately puts it on my fucking order. 😭I’M SORRY BUT WHAT KIND OF FUCKING CONNECTION DO I HAVE WITH THE UNIVERSE??? 😭🔮 Because NichoJoo is already the kind of thing where I see them together and immediately lose my mind, BUT GETTING THEM AS THE EXACT PC I ASKED FOR???? I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH ANYONE. And somehow the universe looked at all the possible pulls and went: “No. Give her this two idiots she specifically requested.” 😭 HELLO???? I WASN’T PLACING AN ORDER WITH YOU. 💀 And honestly, the scariest part is that I didn’t even have to TRY. What happens if I actually put effort into manifesting something??? 😭Because I’m starting to feel like I have some kind of suspiciously powerful K-pop witchcraft ability and I’m honestly not sure I should be trusted with it. I’m also starting to understand why people say you have to be careful what you wish for because apparently my ass has unlocked the premium manifestation subscription. 💀 The universe knows EXACTLY what I want and that is honestly terrifying. 😭 BUT CAN WE JUST STOP FOR A SECOND??? Just LOOK AT THEM. They are so cute, I am genuinely losing my mind over this. 😭 They look SO ridiculously cute together. The little chin-holding situation??? 😭😭😭 I just KNOW Euijoo was being so delicate with Nicho because he’s always like that. If he accidentally hits Nicho or even thinks he might have hurt him, the first thing he does is check on him. 😭 And now I’m supposed to look at THIS and act normal??? I CAN’T. And honestly? I’m saying it: this is officially the cutest PC in my collection. 😭🫶 I genuinely think I need to stop talking before this gets out of hand.
Because at this point I’m scared to even say “it would be funny if…cough, cough… they announced a world tour… in a month"💀 and the next think we know THE UNIVERSE said: understood. 💀
And to be honest I was probably more shocked than happy for the first five seconds because my brain genuinely went: “WAIT. THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY WORK.” 😭😭😭 I’m sorry but this is beyond luck now. I refuse to believe I’m just lucky. There is something going on here. I am officially a fucking witch. 🧙‍♀️✨ Please confiscate my albums, my manifestation privileges, and possibly my mouth because apparently I cannot be trusted to casually express a desire anymore. 💀 NichoJoo manifested. Mission accomplished. I’m retiring from witchcraft.
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I AM DEFINITELY A WITCH 😭🔮
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