Avast, mateys! This be International Talk Like a Pirate day!
Any of ye that won't raise your mug o grog smartly to meet mine be slimy bilge sucking blaggards wanting a keelhauling!
For me hearties that will splice the mainbrace with this salty dog - may yer doubloons be many, yer rum be strong and yer hornpipe saucy! Arrrrrrrrr!