The Promotion Hub Rock!
(Sung to the tune of "Jailhouse Rock" — Elvis Presley)
The founder built a platform on the world wide web,
The posting band was there and they began to spread!
The brands were jumping and the Hub began to swing —
You should've heard them knocked out promoters sing!
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block —
Spider Murphy posted up his saxophone skills,
Little Joe was promoting his trombone thrills!
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash boom bang —
The whole Promotion Hub crew rose up and sang!
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block —
Number forty-seven said to number three —
"You've got the coolest brand that I ever did see!"
"I sure would be delighted if you'd post with me —
Come on and post on the Promotion Hub
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block —
Was posting to the Promotion Hub
Sad Sack was sitting with no brand to show,
Way over in the corner with nowhere to go!
The founder said "Hey buddy — don't you be no square,
Just post what you got — your talent's right there!"
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block —
Shifty Henry said to Bugs "For heaven's sake —
Nobody's watching — now's our chance to make our break!"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said "Nix nix —
I found Promotion Hub and I'm getting my clicks!"
Let's post! Everybody let's post!
Everybody on the whole Skool block —