1: Their first poop is disgusting. It’s made up of what was in their stomach in the womb. It’s black and it’s like Tar! Be Warned.
2: They have Rhythm. As babies they understand basic beats and are pretty receptive to music. This can be useful when trying to soothe or calm them down.
3: Don’t Expect a smile before 8 weeks. No matter how good your Dad Jokes your kid will not be able to show you until this time period. So Save the jokes or be sure to tell your partner instead. She’ll love them. Probably.