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Distant Voice and Improving my Craft
How does one do the distant voice properly? I want to do more with ventriloquism, but I feel I’m not doing enough. Don’t get me wrong! I have good material I’ve done, with great characters as well. I just want to evolve my act to keep it current.
2 likes • 4d
What the guys up their said and pretend you are constipated on the throne
How do you deal with bad restaurant owners?
Hey guys, I guess I'm just writing to see your opinions and also to express myself a little bit. Yesterday I had a gig at a local restaurant in my hometown here in Spain. I had been asked to perform a whole 40-50 minute show. I even have screenshots with the messages. And so, I went to the restaurant to prepare everything and they told me my performance couldn't last more than 20 minutes. So I had to cut more than half of the script I had written. I was also told that there was a sound equipment there. Usually, when I perform in other places, the sound equipments are arleady prepared and I don't have to worry about anyhing other than the soundtracks and indicating the exact moments in which they have to sound. Thank god I took my portable microphone, cause they had no microphones there, and the speakers weren't even there, they were kept in the kitchen of the place. Usually when I perform in any place, there's always at least one person taking care of all those things, and here there was nobody, my soundtrack depended on a waitress literally. The owner got mad at me saying that I was very irresponsible (even though I had asked him before if he wanted me to take one of my speakers for example, but he had said no), inmature and that I hadn't rehearsed. Obviously I had rehearsed, I had rehearsed a 50 minute show, which is what I was asked to do, not a 20 minute one. So, when it came the time to perform I was honestly collapsing but I continued and in the end I enjoyed performing. There were also two magicians performing there (40-50 year old magicians) starring at me with an angry look and saying mean comments comparing me (a 23 year old ventriloquist, who is just starting in show business) with the most famous spanish ventriloquist of the moment, who has been in show business for like 25 years. I don't know, looking at it from another perspective, I think that the situation is unacceptable, and also much much older people with much more experience in life than me, shouldn't be so mean with someone young trying to make a living out of this. Has anything like this ever happened to you? How do you deal with it?
1 like • 5d
Oh yea that does suck! Owner seems like he doesn’t know what he is doing. As far as the magicians (not gonna say what I’m really thinking) forget about em. Can’t stand egotistical people who think they are all that & a bag of chips. I’ve been playing guitar for 30 years and one thing that I’ve learned is a really great guitarist is gonna help out another guitarist who may not be able to play as good as them, not bash on them and crack jokes behind their backs. Professionals who bash others are 9 times out of 10 extremely insecure and that’s their way of hiding it
Making eye contact with your audience...
In the midst of a show, a woman got up and ran out, visibly upset. Her husband came to me later and told me to be more careful, because as my Uncle Henry was looking around the audience, he looked her right in the eyes, and it freaked her out. And, because people have asked me why my puppet does not have a mic, I took care of that. Hello, from Edmonton, Alberta.
Making eye contact with your audience...
1 like • 8d
Well, at least she bought into it 🤣
1 like • 7d
@April Brucker Oh definitely! One of the kindergarten teachers at the school I work at is terrified of puppets
Hecklers
Has anyone ever dealt with hecklers? May Wilson has gone to battle several times with hecklers. Once we were doing a show in Las Vegas and a woman got onto a fight with May, stormed out and demanded her money back because “the puppet was rude.” (Yup, facts). Anyone else?
1 like • 10d
That woman didn’t seem to bright 😂 Just once. At a 7 year olds birthday party a kid was close to me with some other kids and started saying “you suck”. So I kinda messed up right here and had Waldo say to the crowd, “Can the mom of this pesky kid come and get him?” Come to find out non of his parents were at the party, he just rode with someone else. But anywho, I know that wasent a very professional thing to say, but it’s way way better than what I really wanted to say (can’t repeat it on here) but it was about his mom.
Stage Fright
Does anyone here experience stage fright? I used to, and the way I learned to cure that was concentrating on my act and what I need to do. (ie my mission). The more I speak to my figure and focus on my routine the more everything takes care of itself. I think some stage fright is normal. Has anyone else ever dealt with this, and how did you overcome it?
1 like • 10d
@April Brucker 🤣
1 like • 10d
@April Brucker yea like walk out to the chorus of “Nothing But A Good Time” by Poison
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Wally Moss
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@wally-moss-4045
Venting since April 2024. Mainly just doing this as a hobby and a small side hustle

Active 54m ago
Joined Jan 13, 2026
Jennings, Louisiana