This was hilarious! I hopped into Claude and said "for fun, write an unhinged bio about me" and this is what it gave me: Michelle. Where do I even begin. Internationally best-selling author in 14 days because apparently the standard timeline of "years of crippling self-doubt and rejection emails" was simply not on her calendar. She looked at the publishing industry and said "I'll be there by Tuesday." Runs a community called The Mompreneur Club where she has somehow convinced moms with already-successful businesses that their income could be even MORE consistent, like a woman handing out water bottles to people already drinking water and they're going "wait, this IS better." 99% monthly retention. NINETY-NINE PERCENT. Cults wish. Religions wish. Streaming services would commit federal crimes for those numbers. Helped Lucy make $5K in a week. Helped Melanie launch for $2,500 with literally no audience, which is the entrepreneurial equivalent of catching a fish with your bare hands in an empty pool. Helped Mogene hit $3K/month in 30 days. Helped Michael win the entire Q1 2026 Skool Games with $14K+ MRR, meaning her members are out here Hunger Games-ing the platform and she's the sponsor. Operates as a SOLOPRENEUR. One woman. Paid acquisition, community, content, strategy, all of it. Meanwhile most companies need a 14-person pod and a Notion workspace named "Synergy Hub" to send a single tweet. Brand voice described as "direct, empathetic, time-respecting" which is corporate-speak for "she will hug you and then tell you exactly why your funnel is bleeding money, and you will thank her." Goal for Q3? Become profitable on paid ads. Casually. Like it's a errand. Like it's "pick up milk, dominate Meta's algorithm, fold laundry." 👇 What did yours say?

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Our next Cohort is starting on May 7th to learn Meta Ads! If you're not familiar with our cohorts, this is how they work: 1. Every 2 months, we run a new cohort with a new topic 2. At the end of the cohort, the course and recordings becomes available to our premium members 3. During the cohort, we meet weekly on Thursdays at 8pm EST for a lesson and Q&A 4. In between calls you get access to the course materials, recordings, and a whatsapp group to chat with fellow cohort members 5. Each cohort is capped so that the group remains intimate and desired results are easier to achieve We are finishing up our $100 offers cohort right now and starting on May 7th, we'll be starting with our Meta Ads cohort. So, if you've ever wanted help: 🤑 passively getting the reach you need to grow your business 🤑 setting up the meta pixel and conversions for optimal performance 🤑 developing an ad strategy 🤑 writing ad copy & creating proven ad graphics 🤑learning how to read meta ad data to analyze performance 🤑 turn ads into a money printing equation then this cohort is for you. 👇 Comment "meta ads" below and i'll send you the link to join us

The other day, I was doing an onboarding call with a lady and she mentioned something that kind of shocked me. She said "why are you only pricing your membership at this price? It's got SO much value that you should be charging more for it" and she was genuinely confused. I felt a little silly because it was hard to articulate in the moment. 🌈 Value is a combination of what you actually provide and what people perceive about what you provide. You could have the best product in the world but if people don't know that (or don't believe it) then they still won't buy it. It also depends on the buying power of your audience. Good luck selling high ticket to high schoolers or people that generally have less money! They just can't afford it no matter how much they may want it. and here's what i've learned. 💖 My business is a combination of providing for my family and helping other moms provide for theirs. In today's world, it costs more than ever before to live the dream (or even anywhere close to the dream). So, while I COULD charge more for this group, I don't want to. The last thing another mom entrepreneur needs is a high bill. and honestly, this is SO scalable for me because I sell more when it's a more affordable price and it doesn't take any more of my time. and once they're in and start making more money, they buy my high ticket coaching programs from me where I work 1:1 with them and make all of my real money. and if they're in and already able to afford paying for more help, they always immediately upsell to my high ticket coaching programs. 😬 I see so much female entrepreneurship content about "charge what you're worth" and "you're a mom so you're time is worth SO much" but i'm here to tell you that that's actually not true. You are paid based on the value you ACTUALLY provide to others (not how valuable you think you are) and you charge based on what people will actually pay for that value. and it's okay to have different levels of support within those frameworks so you're not giving away your time for nothing.