why do you accept me as your divine ruler and skool's emperor?

if @Samanda Rasmussen and @Zachary Davy had 7 cats and @T. Marie Kennedy would add 4 pieces of cake to her shopping bag .. how many flies would have @Zak King and @Asha Hope kissed when when they were at @Eric Jordans's house out in the woods while @Demetra Lambros, @Louise Aquino, @Daniel Malveiro, @Jana Mullen and @Krista Melanson were playing volleyball in the toilet 💩?

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Hey Everyone, I made the mistake of asking Skoolcat if they were a bot and now I'm here. I'm a husband, father of 3 girls, Jesus person, and a couple's therapist. I like turtles, Alaska, LOTR, wood working, and being an emotion scientist. I also run a group on helping men navigate conflict because conflict sucks.

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