Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You're toast!

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

https://www.skool.com/tai-chi-3822/about I didn't even have a speech prepared... I'm just happy to be nominated, LOL. 🏆 I could take the time to invite you to THE COMMUNITY... Are you interested in Philosophy? Health? Self-improvement? Exercise? Meditation? Wisdom? Inner Peace? Sure Tai Chi has all that... It is a concept that encompasses all things after all.☯️ BUT... This all started with a little Tom Foolery. All fun and games and whatnot. 😂 (Tai Chi has some of that too. Don't let those serious types fool you.) Let's keep it real and keep it chill. 💯 So here are a couple of things that speak to me... (I may or may not have posted them in my community...) Maybe you'd like to share something that speaks to you? A favorite thing... A song, a book, a movie, a hobby... n anything you can think of?! Let's all get to know each other better. 😎 Community is about connection. It's something that's often lacking from the world today. But it is built in to the system at the core. 🌞 We are all connected. 📿 To nature, to each other, to whatever you hold dear. Every single last 1 of us required 2 to get here. (Tai Chi is also about connection BTW...) Say what's up‼️ ONE LOVE. ✌️ https://www.skool.com/tai-chi-3822/about