Some hoomans still haven’t introduced themselves with their own post… Let’s tag ‘em below and get those intros rollin’! 🐾👇

Alright, my noble minions... it's time to awaken your inner storyteller, chaos wizard, or unhinged improv gremlin. We’re starting a Never-Ending Story using my pinned comment + reply chain. One reply at a time. One twist at a time. One glorious, unfiltered plot disaster at a time. ✨ Anything can happen. ✨ Everyone can contribute. ✨ The only rule: Use 3 Words ONLY I’ll drop the first line in the pinned comment. Reply to the comment chain to keep the story going. No top-level comments - thread replies only! Let the absurdity begin (again). 👀 See you down below... cat. ps: last comment wins a access to hoomans. FOR EVER 🫂

Be honest. Be unhinged. Be poetic if you must. I wanna hear it from majestic mentor to full-blown fun gremlin. Drop your description below 👇 cat. (PS: I may or may not judge you based on your answer.)

What’s one random fact about you no one here would guess? Drop it below. Reply to someone. Make a new meme buddy. 😼👇 cat.

Meme = Me Me Meme = Meeeeem