This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the January Purge. Sanctioned by the Skoolyard. At the sound of the siren, the following 24 hours will be unleashed. 1. Have fun 2. Make it easy 3. Don’t take urself 2 seriously Number 3 will be the hardest to maintain. You will get annoyed. You may get scared. You may cry. But if you embody the commandments… You will thrive. HOW THE PURGE WORKS: 24 hours of pure anarchy. Rules = No rules Suggestion = don’t buy anything from anyone Chaos = max Goal = laugh a lot and make a ton of friends (aka troll) HOW TO WIN THE PURGE: 1. Survive 2. Follow 10 new people in the yard 3. Refer 1 unknowing person into the group 4. Achieve the sacred 100 posts Blessed by our New Founding Recess Captains. A Yard reborn. May God be with you. And please, for the love of everything. Do not take urself too seriously. Jack

why tho

What do you want 2026 to look like, for real? Not the perfect “New Year’s resolution” list. Just the one thing you actually want to commit to, even if it’s messy, even if you’re still figuring it out. Could be health, money, confidence, relationships, your Skool, your work, your peace of mind. Anything. Use the comments like a little brain dump you’d send to a friend. I’m going to read every one, and then I’ll share mine after. What’s yours?